mom's take a break the day after the biggest snow fall on record
ok so here's my chance to bitch about something that i know irritates a lot of people, parents and strollers. i know that someone with a kid is the most important person in the world, i have two so i have some say in the matter (not like you childless heathens). i know that whenever we see a couple of mom's pushing those industrial strength strollers down the sidewalk that we're supposed to jump into the middle of the street to avoid them. i realize that when two or three of these mom's and their strollers stop in the middle of the sidewalk to compare notes regarding the latest child rearing techniques we're supposed to squeeze aroung them, bumping into buildings and other people less fortunate then them. But do you think on the day after the biggest recorded snowfall in NYC history, when there is barely room to walk on the sidewalks let alone cross the street thru puddles as deep as loch lomond with corners that are cleared barely enough for one person to get through, that these mom's and their wideload strollers could stay the fuck inside and off the sidewalks so the rest of us could suffer through the general difficulty of day after the big snow streets in NYC with a little less grief. well do you think they could, that's what i think today if anybody is reading this.

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Not to be a grammar spazz, but "moms" shouldn't have the apostrophe. Something about possessives and plurals and all that crap. Apart from that minor quibble, I agree -- annoying Upper West Side moms should be shot on sight. Gawking, slow-walking tourists are also annoying but at least they help the city's economy.
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